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Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.
"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental practice, dental practices, money, pay, motivation, motivations, money-driven, love of the job, dream job, dream jobs, wage, wages, drill, drills, cavity, cavities, filling teeth, hygienist, hygienists, teeth cleaning, teeth cleanings, tooth, tooth health, dental health, private practice, private practices
"Folsom's seasick, sir."
Tags:navy, the navy, in the navy, drill, drills, military drill, military drills, seasick, seasickness, excuse, excuses, making excuses, poor excuse, bad excuse, bad excuses, sickie, sickies, sick day, sick days, bad liar, bad liars, inspection, inspections, military inspection, military inspections, sailor, sailors
Reindeer in a conga line do the limbo beneath a pipeline.
'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'
"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, patio, patios, side-walk cafe, side-walk cafes, cafe, cafes, shopping, consumerism, hardware, plumbing, supply, supplies, hardware supplies, plumbing supplies, order, ordering, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, saw, saws, wrench, wrenches, pipe, pipes, screwdriver, screwdrivers, drill, drills, tool, tools, hardware store, hardware stores, plumbing store, plumbing stores, awning, awnings, sign, signs, signage, strange, unusual, odd
"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."
Tags:car salesman, car salesmen, salesman, salesmen, car sales, car price, car prices, bonus feature, bonus features, added feature, added features, fuel economy, gas mileage, mileage, fuel efficiency, fuel, fuels, fuelling, drill, drills, drilling, petrol, engine, engines, internal combustion engine, fuel price, fuel prices, offset, offsets, offsetting
'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'
'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'
'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'
Man drilling in an hour glass.
'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'
'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'
Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.
Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.
'We're testing a new drill-free laser system. YOu won't even need Novocain.'
"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."
'£60 for pulling a tooth. Isn't that a bit much?' - 'Yes, but your yelling chased away some of our clients.'
Oil Spill Blame
"No, I'm not Swiss. Just a bad accident."
Tags:cheese, cheeses, swiss, swiss cheese, swiss cheeses, hole, holes, cheddar, cheddar cheese, cheddar cheeses, accident, accidents, bad accident, bad accidents, drill, drills, drilling, home repair, home repairs, do it yourself, repair, repairs, repairing, assumption, assumptions, assume, assumes, first glance, first glances, disabled
'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'
"Just whose idea was it to have an earth fire drill anyway?"
Tags:emergency, emergencies, fire drill, fire drills, fire-drill, fire-drills, drill, drills, emergency response, emergency drill, emergency drills, rocket, rockets, firemen, fireman, fire marshal, fire marshals, spaceship, spaceships, space travel, bad idea, evacuation, evacuations, evacuating, worldwide, world-wide
Ceci n'est pas une drill!
Tags:this is not a drill, drill, drills, fire drill, emergency drill, emergency drills, french, french language, diy, hand tool, hand tools, national emergency, emergencies, national emergencies, emergency, social unrest, social upheaval, rené magritte, surrealist, surrealism, surrealist art, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration
Not A Drill
"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."