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'Hello? I need a cab. I'm at a place called...um...looks like RAB or something.'
"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar
Tags:bar, bars, tribeca, manhattan, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, upper class, upper classes, olive, olives, race, races, racing, contest, contests, drinking contest, drinking contests, new york, new york city, friday night, unwind, unwinds, unwinding, relax, relaxes, relaxing, relaxation
"I've read all the great books. They weren't that great."
Tags:ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, ventriloquists dummy, ventriloquist dummy, ventriloquists dummies, ventriloquist's dummy, ventriloquist's dummies, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, addict, addicts, addiction, performer, performers, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, bad habit, bad habits, being sick, sick, throw up, throwing up, vomit, vomiting
"I actually prefer same sex - as long as it doesn't involve sex."
Tags:sexist, old fashioned, token, tokenism, gross, creepy, gammon, gammons, misogyny, chauvinism, chauvinist, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, bar fly, bar flies, crony, cronies, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, desk, desks, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, fat cat
Oddly enough I seem to work best on a full bladder.
Tags:working, work, work best, works best, working conditions, optimal working conditions, drunk writing, writing drunk, full bladder, full bladders, drinking, drink, drinker, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking on the job, writer, writers, self delusion, correlation is not causation, correlation, causation
"I'm sorry. That's just the booze singing."
"Another glass of absinth? That's your answer to everything."
Tags:absinth, absinths, spirit, spirits, absinthe, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking your problems, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, problem solved, shot, shots, drinking your sorrows, drink your sorrows, nag, nags, wife, wives, husband, husbands, answer to everything
How Gerald keeps going
"These boots were made for drinking."
"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"
'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'
"I myself voted against it, Paddy, but if it's the will of the people, I want a divorce."
Tags:divorce, divorcing, divorced, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, vote, votes, voter, voters
(The Drinking Buddy System)
"I'm not sure what I was doing, but, evidently there's no call for it anymore."
Tags:unemployed, unemployment, unskilled work, unskilled labor, unskilled labour, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, laid off, lay off, lay offs, fired, firing, let go, redundant, redundancy
"We've had to cancel the koi pond which I never really wanted anyway."
"My feelings about her continue to evolve."
Tags:first impression, first impressions, pass out, passed out, passing out, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, bar, bars, meet, meets, meet cute, meeting cute, meets cute, bartender, bartenders, bad first impression, bad first impressions, feeling, feelings, disillusioned, disillusionment, drink too much, drinks too much, drinking too much, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
"I'm not taking any chances."
"My bonus – right or wrong!"
"You had me at pumpkin."
Tags:hipster, hipsters, pumpkin, pumpkin flavor, pumpkin flavoring, pumpkin spice, pumpkin spice latte, pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin craze, pumpkin crazes, foodie, foodies, hipster beard, hipster beards, craft beer, craft beers, drinking, drinker, drinkers, ale, ales, foodie, foodies, food trend, food trends, trendy, trend, trends
"I'm not looking for Mr. Right. I'm looking for Mr. Right Now."
"One thing we do share with you—we both live on capital accumulated by others."
Tags:hippy, hippies, hipster, hipsters, yuppie, yuppies, rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy people, wealthy, trust fund, trust funds, inheritance, money, capital, beatnik, beatniks, common ground, cocktail party, cocktail parties, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, conservative, conservatives
"How about a drink for a harbinger of spring?"
Tags:bird, birds, migrate, migrates, migration, migrations, migrating, spring, change of the seasons, changing of the seasons, seasonal change, seasonal affective disorder, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, bartender, bartenders, bartending, comp, comps, comping, barfly, barflies, harbinger, harbingers, robin, robins