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"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"
Tags:wine, wines, product, products, fake, fakes, false, falsify, trick, tricks, get rich quick, scheme, schemes, alcohol, alcoholic, pretentious, pretentiously, wine tasting, wine-tasting, drink, drinking, drank, drunk, drunken, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, wine and cheese, upper class, class, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, posh, fancy
The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar
Tags:bar, bars, tribeca, manhattan, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, upper class, upper classes, olive, olives, race, races, racing, contest, contests, drinking contest, drinking contests, new york, new york city, friday night, unwind, unwinds, unwinding, relax, relaxes, relaxing, relaxation
"Wow! I must be dreaming!"
Tags:animal, animals, dog, dogs, saint bernard, st. bernard, saint bernards, st. bernards, rescue, rescuing, rescue dogs, rescue dog, barrel, barrels, cask, casks, brandy, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, snow, deep snow, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, tricks, trick, dog tricks, working dog, working dogs, service dog, service dogs, help, aid, dream, dreams, dreaming
Shop called "Drink'n'Smoke'n'Shoot" with a sign in their front window that reads "A.T.F. Approved".
Tags:front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, smoke, smoking, smoker, smokers, bad habit, bad habits, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives, atf, a.t.f., united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans, government, governments, politics, bureaucracy, approved, approval, consumerism
"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."
"I've read all the great books. They weren't that great."
"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''
"Sorry. That may have been the booze lashing out."
30 year old in the Suburbs. 30 year old in Chicago. 30 year old in San Francisco
"Quick, Jerry! A drink for Ted. He tried to put a penny in an old man's hat."
"Of course, you see everything from a very special perspective."
"I actually prefer same sex - as long as it doesn't involve sex."
Tags:sexist, old fashioned, token, tokenism, gross, creepy, gammon, gammons, misogyny, chauvinism, chauvinist, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, bar fly, bar flies, crony, cronies, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, desk, desks, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, fat cat
"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."
"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, sobriety test, sobriety tests, field sobriety test, field sobriety tests, drinking, drinking and driving, drunk driving, drunk, drunks, dangerous driving, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, arabesque, arabesques, pirouette, pirouettes, test, tests, testing, alcohol, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, impaired driving, impaired driver, impaired drivers, driving impaired, driving under the influence, dui, duis, high
"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."
How Gerald keeps going
"I'm sorry. That's just the booze singing."
"These boots were made for drinking."
Oddly enough I seem to work best on a full bladder.
Tags:working, work, work best, works best, working conditions, optimal working conditions, drunk writing, writing drunk, full bladder, full bladders, drinking, drink, drinker, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking on the job, writer, writers, self delusion, correlation is not causation, correlation, causation
Since college admissions officers might see his Facebook page...
Worm job fair.
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, weird, strange, unusual, creepy, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, dating, dates, date, bad date, bad dates, ear, ears, otoscope, otoscopes, auriscope, auriscopes, medical device, medical devices, medical tool, medical tools, exam, exams, examination, examination, inappropriate, bad doctor, bad doctors, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, drunk doctor, drunk doctors
"And what is your preference in wine-single or double figures?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, wine, wine taster, wine tasters, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, choosing wine, price, prices, expensive, cheap, preference, choice, choices, choosing, deciding, decision, decisions, money, single, double, figures, numbers