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"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, sobriety test, sobriety tests, field sobriety test, field sobriety tests, drinking, drinking and driving, drunk driving, drunk, drunks, dangerous driving, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, arabesque, arabesques, pirouette, pirouettes, test, tests, testing, alcohol, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, impaired driving, impaired driver, impaired drivers, driving impaired, driving under the influence, dui, duis, drugs, high
"It's the stress of freshman year, sir."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, pull over, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, driver, drivers, driving, drinking and driving, drunk, drunk driving, driving drunk, drink driving, don't drink and drive, dangerous, risky, party, parties, partying, college, university, student, students, freshman, freshmen, fresher, freshers, new student, new students, first year, first years, first year student, first year students, freshman year, rowdy, out of control, out-of-control, stress, excuse, excuses
"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker
Tags:truck, trucks, pickup, pickups, pickup truck, pickup trucks, vehicle, vehicles, driver, drivers, driving, dog, dogs, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, sticker, stickers, decal, decals, how's my drinking, how's my driving, call, drinking, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking and driving, drunk, drunk driver, drunk drivers, driving drunk, drunk driving, drink driving, driving under the influence, don't drink and drive, safety, word play, wordplay, transportation
"He passed the sobriety test. Now I think he's just showing off."
"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, drive-thru, drive-thrus, drivethru, drivethrus, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driver, drivers, driving, transportation, takeaway, takeout, to-go, to go, pick up, fast food, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, fries, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, martini, martinis, drinking and driving, drunk driving, drink driving
Natural Selection on the Snow.
"Yeah, I lost a potentially serious boyfriend over a texting typo. I told him I had a DUI instead of an IUD, and I never heard from him again."
Tags:iud, intrauterine device, birth control, women's health, reproductive health, reproductive medicine, dui, driving under the influence, law enforcement, misunderstandings, typos, texting, smartphones, mobile devices, date, dates, boyfriend material, girlfriend material, lovers, relationships, drinking and driving, alcohol, spirits
"Rudolph! You're in no shape to guide my sleigh tonight!"
'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'
Drunken Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
'Aw, give me one for the road...who's it going to hurt?'
'While the idea of giving her keys to a designated driver was a good one, Gloria still wasn't thinking straight.'
"Bartender - givish me another shot."
Tags:drinking and driving, drunk, drunks, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, shot, shots, whisky, whiskey, vodka, gin, tequila, drunk driver, drunk drivers, drunk driving, drink driving, drink driver, drink drivers, fine, fines, fined, jail, jails, jailed, prison, imprison, imprisons, imprisoned, threat, threats, holiday, holidays, christmas, holiday season
Holiday drinking and driving.
Tags:drinking and driving, drunk driver, drunk drivers, drink driver, drink drivers, drunk, drunks, drunken, drunkard, drunkards, road safety, safety regulation, safety regulations, rules of the road, jail, jails, jailing, fine, fines, designated driver, designated driver, caught, capture, captures, captured, catch, catching, in the bottle
"...and please let Grandma and Grandpa get home safely... even if Grandpa is too stubborn to admit he's had too much to drink!"
Tags:drinking and driving, drunk driving, drunk driver, drunk drivers, drink driver, drink drivers, drink driving, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcohol abuse, pray, praying, prayer, prayers, parenting, grandparents, safe driving, driving safety, alcohol abuse, too much to drink, designated driver, over the limit, night out, nights out
"You can't expect me to walk in this condition..."
'Driving while really loaded.'
Skunk sees 'Please Don't Stink and Drive' sign.
I take a serious view of drinking and driving so I've sold my car.
Vulture Waiting Outside Bar with Car Keys.
Let's make this prom memorable!
I take a very serious view of drinking and driving.
'Forget it,Pal - If you're flying you're not drinking.'