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"Here's to missing the big picture."
"You must be new around here, pardner."
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"I wasn't cable-ready."
"You know, he's not really such a bad fellow once you get a couple of drinks in him!"
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"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."
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"The government doesn't understand me."
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"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."
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"Hey! You call this a walk?"
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"So then I'm, like, 'Waaaaah! Waaaah!'"
The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.
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"Look, maybe you're right, but for the sake of argument let's assume you're wrong and drop it."
"Don't get me wrong, Ted. I like you, but you're not a special person. I'm a special person."
Tags:ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, self-esteem, self esteem, self confidence, self confident, self-confident, self-confidence, big headed, big-headed, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, special, narcissism, narcissistic, narcissist, narcissists, big head, big heads, empathy, specialness, drinking companion, drinking companions, drinking buddy, drinking buddies
"Hey, Mac. If you want sunshine, why don't you go sit in the park?"
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'Hi, I'm a blueprint.'
"He was my drinking buddy which is not a good basis for a partnership."
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"Whoa! Wrong bar?"
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"What's the point of having a conspiracy theory if everyone's going to conspire against it?"
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"I just did a huge one in my diaper."
"You ever wish the humans would take back their jobs?"
"Do you feel like a beer?"
'Standing around the grill is half the fun. Getting drunk is the other.'
'I drink to forget about my painkiller addiction.'
'I talk to myself because I'm the only one who LISTENS!'