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"Here's to missing the big picture."
"You must be new around here, pardner."
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"Let's see now - have we got everything?"
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"I wasn't cable-ready."
"You know, he's not really such a bad fellow once you get a couple of drinks in him!"
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"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."
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"The government doesn't understand me."
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"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."
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"Hey! You call this a walk?"
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The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.
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"So then I'm, like, 'Waaaaah! Waaaah!'"
"Look, maybe you're right, but for the sake of argument let's assume you're wrong and drop it."
"Hey, Mac. If you want sunshine, why don't you go sit in the park?"
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'Hi, I'm a blueprint.'
"Don't get me wrong, Ted. I like you, but you're not a special person. I'm a special person."
Tags:ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, self-esteem, self esteem, self confidence, self confident, self-confident, self-confidence, big headed, big-headed, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, special, narcissism, narcissistic, narcissist, narcissists, big head, big heads, empathy, specialness, drinking companion, drinking companions, drinking buddy, drinking buddies
"He was my drinking buddy which is not a good basis for a partnership."
Tags:drinking buddy, drinking buddies, business partner, business partners, partnership, partnerships, homeless, homelessness, homeless person, homeless people, homeless man, homeless men, bum, bums, beggar, beggars, begging, bad business partner, bad partner, bad business decision, bad decision, bad decisions, lost everything, losing everything
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"Whoa! Wrong bar?"
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'Your Honour, I call Nigel from the Pub ... expert witness on whatever you like.'
"What's the point of having a conspiracy theory if everyone's going to conspire against it?"
Tags:pub, pubs, bar, bars, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracies, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, drinking companion, drinking companions, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, local, locals, regular, regulars, grump, grumpy, alcohol, booze, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, small talk
"I just did a huge one in my diaper."
"You ever wish the humans would take back their jobs?"
"Do you feel like a beer?"