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". . . and then I says to the guy, 'how 'bout I pop you in the nose?' and then he goes. . ."
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"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."
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"Here's to missing the big picture."
"You must be new around here, pardner."
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"Twenty bucks says you can't cross the road!"
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"The government doesn't understand me."
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"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."
"Hey! You call this a walk?"
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"So then I'm, like, 'Waaaaah! Waaaah!'"
"Look, maybe you're right, but for the sake of argument let's assume you're wrong and drop it."
"Hey, Mac. If you want sunshine, why don't you go sit in the park?"
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"Don't get me wrong, Ted. I like you, but you're not a special person. I'm a special person."
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"Could you turn the music down? I can't hear myself talk over everyone else."
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"I, for one, enjoy paying my taxes."
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"Whoa! Wrong bar?"
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"What's the point of having a conspiracy theory if everyone's going to conspire against it?"
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"It's HIM, are you in...?"
"Do you feel like a beer?"
"You want to know something else? I knew you were nuts from the first time I laid eyes on you."
"Hey, pal, I'm on a break."
"Buy your beers? No. I was just saying the drink's on me."
"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."
"Come on...Let me take you home. you're in no condition to crawl."
"The tv makes him look jollier than he actually is."