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The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.
"I win. I win."
'Granted, it's not a traditional sport, but I was hoping a party school might offer athletic scholarships for beer pong.'
"I'm sorry guys – I guess at our age Truth or Dare is a little too fraught."
"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."
"And every time Elmo laughs we drink."
'I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen.'
They stayed up all night, listening to national public radio and drinking a shot each time they heard the word 'unilateral',
'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'
Limbo Day at the Palace
On weekends when they were in the mood to party, the young cats would do power shots of mice.
'Fishing just got a lot more fun, now that I drink a beer for every fish I don't catch.'
'I shall now pass neknomination.'
After a few glasses of wine the girls started playing around with a Luigi board.
"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"
'Kelvin underestimated the fallout the naked drinking games team building exercise would have on his future.'
'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'
The bastards have hired a personal trainer!
'Yeah, I know the difference between lawyers and ticks. Ticks fall off when you die'
'We're more humane - whiskey rather than water.'
Rules for the next presidential debate drinking game.
'Jason and the vodkasnorts'
"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."