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Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'
'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'
'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'
Eventually he had to admit it; he had a drinking problem.
'So Dave, you've been drinking here for the past 10 years...5 nights a week...how come you don't have a beer belly?'
'Ever since I quit smoking and drinking, I feel as though I'm missing a part of my masculinity.'
I just watched a documentary about the dangers of drinking and it petrified me. No more TV for me!
Fred drinks to restricting himself to just one glass of wine a day.
'I'm told this joint is filled with barflies!'
'No kidding? - Your phone has an app for DRINKING?'
'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'
'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'
'The new bartender doesn't understand me. That's why I'm home tonight.'
'I've only ever had one drinking session - from my 18th birthday till today. . .'
'Honest, dear. I'm only having one glass.'
'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'
Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead
"Two non-fat lattes and a decaf flat white, please."
"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."
"After three pints he turns into a disgusting monster. After the fourth I pass out."
"Grandad must have sneaked down to the pub again -- there's nobody in this onesie."