Drinking Habit Cartoons and Comics

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Eventually he had to admit it; he had a drinking problem.

'So Dave, you've been drinking here for the past 10 years...5 nights a week...how come you don't have a beer belly?'

'Ever since I quit smoking and drinking, I feel as though I'm missing a part of my masculinity.'

I just watched a documentary about the dangers of drinking and it petrified me. No more TV for me!

Bargoyles

Fred drinks to restricting himself to just one glass of wine a day.

'I'm told this joint is filled with barflies!'

'No kidding? - Your phone has an app for DRINKING?'

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'

'The new bartender doesn't understand me. That's why I'm home tonight.'

'I've only ever had one drinking session - from my 18th birthday till today. . .'

'Honest, dear. I'm only having one glass.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"Two non-fat lattes and a decaf flat white, please."

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"Grandad must have sneaked down to the pub again -- there's nobody in this onesie."