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"Put that out! It's over. And lose the goatee."
"You must be new around here, pardner."
Tags:moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, facial hair, male grooming, male-grooming, saloon, saloons, bar, bars, facial hairs, fashion statement, dress code, dress codes, dress-code, dress-codes, drinking hole, drinking holes, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, drinking companion, drinking companions, wild west, wild-west, western, westerns, american west
"This place was nicer before they put the open cans of dog food on the bar."
"Hey, Mac. If you want sunshine, why don't you go sit in the park?"
Tags:pint, pints, beer, beers, drinking companion, drinking companions, drinker, drinkers, pub, pubs, bar, bars, drinking hole, drinking holes, sunshine, sunny weather, vitamin d, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, drinking companion, drinking companions, unhealthy lifestyle, drinker, drinkers, springtime, summertime, summer time, summer-time
"Whoa! Wrong bar?"
Tags:praying mantis, praying mantises, mantis, mantises, drinking hole, drinking holes, drinker, drinkers, bar, bars, pub, pubs, insect, insects, bug, bugs, wildlife, drinking companion, drinking companions, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, discrimination, prejudice, rough crowd, rough crowds, bar brawl, bar brawls, bar fight, bar fights
"If that's my matching sock, I'm not here."
Tags:nag, nags, nagging, nagging wife, nagging wives, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marred life, married couple, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital breakdown, drinking hole, drinking holes, avoidance, avoiding, avoidance tactic, avoidance tactics, sock, socks, pair, pairs, matching pair, matching pairs, beer, beers
Things have changed since you were here last. For example, we all drink cosmos now.
The Ol' Martini Hole
'We get all sorts in here.'
'I love hole-in-the-wall bars.'
Bar of Soap
"This is one of my favorite places to stop."
"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"
'If it's the pound, tell them that I'm not here.'
"Looks like my car won't start...I guess I'll have time for that beer after all!"
"You were right about this pub Dave. Great beer but no atmosphere!"
"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."
Tags:explaining, explanation, explanations, bartender, bartenders, barmen, barman, publican, publicans, landlord, landlords, family life, family-life, drinking hole, drinking holes, hobby, pastime, pastimes, personal time, drinking problem, drinking problems, sympathetic ear, sympathetic ears, good listener, good listeners, listening skills
"They're still putting you under a lot of pressure at work then Harry."
Tags:stressful job, stressful jobs, workload, workloads, work ethic, delegating, delegation, delegations, delegate, delegates, overworked, overwork, overworks, pressure, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, stress, stressful, stressed out, unwinding, drinking hole, drinking holes, sympathetic ear, landlord, landlords, barmen, barman
"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."
Tags:strangers, strangers, drinking hole, drinking holes, drinking companion, drinking companions, boss, bosses, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, watering hole, target, targets, dart board, dart boards, darts board, darts boards, new, unwanted, bars, taverns, pubs, traditions, owner, boss, reserved, ownership, territorial
"Make it a double, Joe - I'm crying on the inside."
Tags:barmen, barman, publican, publicans, landlord, landlords, bar server, bar servers, serving, bar server, bar servers, local pub, local pubs, drinking hole, drinking holes, drunk, drunks, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, clown, clowns, cry, crying, inside, circus clown, circus clowns, circus act, circus acts, drinking your sorrows
Joe's Bar - Threat Level: Medium
"That's right -- rub it in!"