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"Three cheers for driverless cars."
"And of course using a larger bottle has the added advantage that I limit my drinking to half a bottle a day..."
"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."
"Care for another pint, sir?"
'Beer is 90% water, so as long as I leave over 10% I can have all I want.'
'When he starts to praise his wife, throw him out, he's had enough.'
'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'
'Just the one -the Bishop has tagged my collar I'm afraid!'