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"Another glass of absinth? That's your answer to everything."
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"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."
"Of all the ovens in all the kitchens, she walks into mine."
". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."
Tags:bridge, bridge team, bridge teams, bridge player, bridge players, bridge game, bridge games, sympathetic ear, sympathetic ears, barmen, barmen, gambler, gamblers, card game, card games, card-game, card-games, card, cards, gamble, gambles, gambling, bid, bids, ace, aces, king, jack, hearts, drinking your sorrows, drink your sorrows
"I cried because I had no shoes, the I met a horse who had no hooves, and a turtle who had no smoking jacket, and I laughed, because of something funny I remembered."
"She left me for an engine that could."
"My girl left me for another Edward Hopper painting."
"Is anything wrong, Jonny? I've noticed you've been hitting the bottle more lately."
"She no longer laughs at my joke."
Tags:joke, jokes, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, relationship breakdown, relationship breakdowns, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, sense of humour, sense of humor, sympathetic ear, drinking your sorrows, laugh, laughs, sympathetic ears, breakup, breakups, happy marriage, happy marriages, relationship advice, marriage advice, marital advice, funny, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, bored, boredom
"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."
"I found out I'll never turn into a butterfly. I'm a moth. "
Tags:caterpillar, caterpillars, bug, bugs, insect, insects, butterfly, butterflies, moth, moths, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, drinking your sorrows, drunk, drunks, metamorphosis, metamorphosing, career path, career paths, metamorphoses, dream, dreams, lost dream, lost dreams, broken dream, broken dreams
"Why the lorgnette?"
"Whatever he's having!"
"I'm going to need more than a day."
"Hey, amigo... Been there, done that, bought the tattoo!"
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, body art, skin art, empathy, empathize, empathizing, empathising, empathy, empathise, expression, expressions, sympathetic ear, sympathetic ears, good listener, good listeners, sympathy, drinking companion, drinking companies, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, drinking your sorrows
'I've had a rough day. I wish I could go out for a drink!'
Tags:bad day, bad days, rough day, rough days, office job, office jobs, goldfish, goldfishes, gold fish, gold fishes, pet, pets, drunk, drunks, drink, drinks, fishbowl, fishbowls, fish bowl, fish bowls, fish tank, fish tanks, aquarium, aquariums, fish tank, fish tanks, drinking your sorrows, drowning your sorrows
"I'm telling you we don't have absinthe. How about a white wine?"
Tags:white wine, white wines, absinthe, drink, drinks, drinks menu, drinks menus, spirit, spirits, historical drink, historical drinks, landlord, landlords, barmen, barman, bar, bars, drinking your sorrows, lady, ladies, historical figure, historical figures, historical fashions, wine menu, wine menus, drinks menu, drinks menus, anise, time travel, time traveller, time travellers, time travelling
5-6 Happy Hour. . . 6-7 Letdown Hour.
"I don't prescribe opioids anymore, so have your bartender fill this prescription."
"I chase my tail, roll in stuff, howl at the moon. What kind of life is that?"
NO crying in your beer during happy hour!
'Then the little bastards went and made a house out of brick!'
"5 shots. That's about Jim's par for this hole."
"Make it a double, Joe - I'm crying on the inside."
Tags:barmen, barman, publican, publicans, landlord, landlords, bar server, bar servers, serving, bar server, bar servers, local pub, local pubs, drinking hole, drinking holes, drunk, drunks, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, clown, clowns, cry, crying, inside, circus clown, circus clowns, circus act, circus acts, drinking your sorrows
'Our TVs show stock market channels, because people drink when the market is up, and drink when it's down,'