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"Wow! I must be dreaming!"
Tags:animal, animals, dog, dogs, saint bernard, st. bernard, saint bernards, st. bernards, rescue, rescuing, rescue dogs, rescue dog, barrel, barrels, cask, casks, brandy, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, snow, deep snow, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, tricks, trick, dog tricks, working dog, working dogs, service dog, service dogs, help, aid, dream, dreams, dreaming
"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''
The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar
Tags:bar, bars, tribeca, manhattan, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, upper class, upper classes, olive, olives, race, races, racing, contest, contests, drinking contest, drinking contests, new york, new york city, friday night, unwind, unwinds, unwinding, relax, relaxes, relaxing, relaxation
"I've read all the great books. They weren't that great."
"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"
Tags:dating, dates, man, men, perfect man, perfect men, grace, good manners, courteousness, decency, respect, refinement, refined, gentleman, perfect gentlemen, stereotypes, gender stereotype, talk, talking, discussion, discussing, gossip, drinks, drink, cocktail, cocktails, drinks with friends, disbelieving, disbelieve, got in all, have it all, gossips, gossiping, renaissance man, whole package
"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."
Shop called "Drink'n'Smoke'n'Shoot" with a sign in their front window that reads "A.T.F. Approved".
Tags:front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, smoke, smoking, smoker, smokers, bad habit, bad habits, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives, atf, a.t.f., united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans, government, governments, politics, bureaucracy, approved, approval, consumerism
"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."
How Gerald keeps going
"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."
"I'm sorry. That's just the booze singing."
'I don't share my toilet water. I don't know where your mouth has been.'
"I pour the liquor. Al does the mixers. Mack handles beer and wine. Pete—fruits and garnishes. And Walt is our Jack of all trades, ready to spring into action, should one of us need to step briefly away."
"And what is your preference in wine-single or double figures?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, wine, wine taster, wine tasters, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, choosing wine, price, prices, expensive, cheap, preference, choice, choices, choosing, deciding, decision, decisions, money, single, double, figures, numbers
"Really? You're on the endangered list? Well, you're safe with me, buddy."
Tags:pub, pubs, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, beverage, beverages, endanger, endangered, endangered list, endangered animals, endangered specie, endangered species, extinct, extinction, protect, protects, protection, safe, safety, safeguard, safeguarding, shield, shielding, preserve, defend, buddy, buddies, buddy up
"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"
Worm job fair.
A vampire on holiday drinks from a pitcher full of blood.
"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, dates, date, dating, love-life, love life, girlfriends, girls night out, bar scene, bar scenes, single, singles, single scene, singles bar, dating troubles, dating issues, dating life
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, weird, strange, unusual, creepy, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, dating, dates, date, bad date, bad dates, ear, ears, otoscope, otoscopes, auriscope, auriscopes, medical device, medical devices, medical tool, medical tools, exam, exams, examination, examination, inappropriate, bad doctor, bad doctors, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, drunk doctor, drunk doctors
"I myself voted against it, Paddy, but if it's the will of the people, I want a divorce."
Tags:divorce, divorcing, divorced, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, vote, votes, voter, voters
'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'
"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."
Tags:amendment, amendments, right, rights, bill of rights, twenty first amendment, twenty-first amendment, exercising rights, exercising my right, repeal, repeals, 21st amendment, 18th amendment, eighteenth amendment, prohibition, prohibitionist, repealed, relationship, relationships, drink, drinking, drinks, drunk, drunkard, righteous, witty, wit, witticism, marriage, married, marries, marriages, constitution, constitutional rights, american constitution, us constitution