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"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die'."
"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"
'Do you have any coffee?'
"Hey buddy, you ever gonna order a drink, or what?"
"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"
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Cocktails for dogs
Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini
'I'll have a Bloody Mary.'
Things have changed since you were here last. For example, we all drink cosmos now.
"No, I wanted a mai tai."
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"I'll have a Mai Tie."
"We found a few barrels of stuff we didn't know we had."
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'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'
"I told you shaken, not stirred."
"There you go, pal...one pink squirrel and a chaser."
Drinks same as table decoration
"Whatever he's having!"
'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'
'...We don't serve water at this bar.'
'This wine is liberal bordering on the reckless. Bring me something more capitalist.'
"Look, just tell me what you want."
'When I asked for a wine, I didn't mean complain about how much you're paid.'
"I'm telling you we don't have absinthe. How about a white wine?"
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"We don't carry that wine, but it sure as hell won't stop us from recommending it as a great pairing with the veal."
"Another nice thing about a martini - it's gluten free."