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"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."
"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."
"I'd like to buy everyone a drink. All I ask in return is that you listen patiently to my shallow and simplistic views on a broad range of social and political issues."
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"What do you mean, 'can I have another bottle of pop'?... It's your round!"
"I told him it was his round. But, he just keeps telling me that I'm 'speaking with forked tongue'!"
'After you. So courteous, he always lets me in first, so I have to buy the first round.'
Proof: Cats are more independent, but dogs are man's best friend.
Darwin's theory of natural selection
"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."
"What do you mean: 'Can I have another glass of lemonade'?... It's your round!"
"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"
"Relax dear, it was just a nightmare. You don't really have to buy a round of drinks."
"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"
"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"