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'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'
'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'
'Me? I'm an ambulance driver.'
Honk if you've committed a crime.
'Pothole.' 'I see it.'
'Oh great, now I'm carsick again... Man, did I ever get into the exact wrong line of work.'
"Why isn't my car horn magically fixing everything?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicle, truck, trucks, driver, drivers, driving, drive, traffic, bad traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, crowded, jammed, packed, bumper-to-bumper, bumper to bumper, gridlock, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, honk, honking, horn, horns, car horn, car horns, magic, impatient, impatience, aggression, aggressive, road rage, angry, anger, not moving, parked, transportation
"Warp 1 - engage!"
Tags:warp 1, warp, warp drive, warp drives, hyperdrive, hyperdrives, warp speed, speed of light, space travel, space travels, space traveler, space travelers, space traveller, space travellers, pretend, pretends, pretending, delusions of grandeur, delusion, delusions, delusional, garage, garages, drive, drives, driving, driver, imagination, imaginations, imaginative, science fiction, geek, geeks, geeky, nerd, nerds, nerdy
G.P.S. satellites gone bad
Tags:gps, g.p.s., gps satellites, g.p.s. satellites, gps satellite, g.p.s. satellite, global positioning system, directions, wrong directions, travel, travelling, driving, drive, driver, drivers, long drive, road trip, road trips, lost, off-course, off-track, disorientated, bad directions, gone bad, gone rogue, going bad, going rogue, bad, rogue
"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"
Tags:taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, space, moon, moons, astronaut, astronauts, brooklyn, new york, new york cabs, inconvenient, illogical, sensible, no sense, distance, distances, big cheese, taxi cab, ridiculous, unfair, relatable, annoy, annoying, annoys, annoyed, drive, driver, taxi driver, taxi drivers, unreasonable
'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'
Bus of Fools
Tags:bus, buses, public transport, public, transport, bus stop, idiot, idiots, idiocy, modernmodern life, stupid, stupidity, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, forgetful, forget, forgetting, urban, urban life, urban living, commute, commuter, commuters, commuting, morning commute, driving, drive, drives, traffic, traffic jam, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, regions, regional
"Mom—listen to how much atmospheric pollution we produce just going to my soccer games."
Tags:carbon dioxide, co2, pollution, pollute, pollutes, carbon footprint, carbon footprints, travel, travelling, soccer, soccer games, football, football games, travels, drive, driving, drives, global warming, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, annoying, climate change, climate-change, children, child, kid, kids, environmental problems, sport, sports, unhelpful
Welcome to New York City - add 8.25 per cent
With the mileage on his car close to the limit for his lease agreement, Dave drove backward whenever possible.
"Stop calling! We'll get there when we get there!"
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, drive, driving, driver, drivers, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, annoy, annoying, pester, pestering, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, traffic, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones
"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
Tags:word play, play on words, irony, ironic, police, policeman, police man, police officer, officer, officers, road, roads, highway, highways, interstate, inter state, drive, driving, drives, driven, drove, speed, speeding, speeding ticket, ticket, tickets, pulled over, pull over, motorcycle cop, motorbike cop, cop, cops, sports car, sports cars, sportscar, deadpan, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad idea, bad ideas, highway patrol, moving violation, moving violations
Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.
"Think of it as a video game where you score points for responsible driving."
Tags:drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, texting and driving, driving and texting, manner, manners, danger, dangerous, road, road safety, safety, responsible, responsibility, responsibly, video game, video games, vidya, points, modern world, modern life, modern, driving education, driver's ed, drivers ed, driving school, school
Please use tunnel vision,
'Do you realize we could be waiting in line at the restaurant by now, Patty?'
Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
'Well, I think we're finally unlost. This place looks familiar.' 'I imagine it does. We've been here twice in the last 20 minutes. Maybe we should just give up, park the car, and live here.'
"Isn't this right out of Peter Mayle?"
Tags:travel, traveling, travelling, travelers, travellers, traveler, traveller, drive, driving, road trip, france, french, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, writing, writer, writers, author, authors, leisure, violations, traffic violation, traffic violations, pulled over, countryside, farm, farms, picturesque, car, cars, police, policeman, policewoman, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic officer, traffic officers, law enforcement