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Honk if you've committed a crime.
With the mileage on his car close to the limit for his lease agreement, Dave drove backward whenever possible.
"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
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'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'
Eighty-nine percent of all NASCAR accidents are caused by distracted cell phone users.
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Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.
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'I'd say you're looking at about $1,700.'
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'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'
'Six gallons of ethanol, three of it corn, two of it sugar cane and the rest cellulosic biomass.'
'P-U! We must be nearing the city!!!'
"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."
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Heading in the right direction.
'Let me look at that map...'
"I just feel safer in one of these."
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Bob continued to yell at other drivers long after he arrived home.
Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111
"We wanted to make the system more human."
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'I stopped for the last stop sign... I just didn't want to go through all that again.'
Caution: mother of three lawyers.
'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'
Man chasing carrot.
'They get me a lot of respect on the freeway.'