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"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."
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"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."
Tags:bureaucracy, bureaucrat, government, policy, policies, administration, king, kings, royal, royalty, royals, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, sign, signing, signature, signatures, paperwork, document, documents, form, forms, history, historical, medieval, driver's license, driver's licence, driving licence, driver licence, license, licence, driver, driving, identification, identity, identity check, id, i.d., credit card, official, autograph, id check, your id please, modern life
"Hi. I'm John, your date for this evening. I've brought my résumé and letters of recommendation."
Tags:date, dates, dating, single life, resume, resumes, application, applications, job application, job applications, defensive, attorney, attorneys, modern life, modern lives, identity, identities, identification, identifications, driver's license, modern life, modern times, blind date, blind dates, internet date, internet dates, internet dating, dating site, dating sites
'Oversensitive Car Alarm'
Tags:car, cars, car alarm, auto, autos, automobile, drive, driver, driving, new car, modern life, modern, modern world, sensitive, sensitivity, personify, personification, personifies, emotions, emotion, emotional, need space, needs space, driver's license, licence, license, congratulation, driving test, driving exam, driver's test
"I'll be needing all your pertinent information, miss."
Tags:payola, bribe, bribes, bribing, pull over, pulling over, cop, cops, police, police officer, police officers, highway patrol, highway patrolman, highway patrolmen, information, pertinent information, license and registration, licence, license, driver's licence, driver's license, measurement, measurements, hips, waist, bust, flirt, flirts
"Look mister, I have nothing against you being blind. And I'm sure you do have super-human-like sense of smell. However, I'm not going to issue you a driver's license."
'Sorry, but you can't get in without a human.'
Taxi cab driver's I.D. shows the back of his head.
"I was hoping to find a driverless taxi." "Would you feel better if I told you I didn't have a drivers license?
Tags:driverless, driverless car, driverless cars, self-driving car, self-driving cars, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, unlicensed, drivers license, driver's license, drivers licence, driver's licence, safety, road safety, danger, dangers, dangerous, driver, drivers, cab driver, cab drivers, road safety
"You can go for this time Sir, but remember to put a new picture on your driver's license!"
"That's an old photo."
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"Tests conclude that your teenager has a new driver's license and his own car. I'm afraid your son will never walk again."
What to do if the kids take away your car.
Tags:motorcycle, motorcycles, cycle, cycles, cyclist, cyclists, biker, bikers, driver's license, drivers license, revoke, revoked, chopper, choppers, motorbike, motorbikes, old man, old men, retire, retires, retiring, oldies, old people, elder, elders, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens
"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"
'Don't worry. Nobody ever asks for a diploma. Just a drivers license and a credit card.'
"Why do I need a bus licence? Well, I have a rather large family, you see..."
"Please remove your driver's license from your ass, sir."
'Chasing cars without a license, your Honor.'
'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'
'No, fine - your driver's license photo is punishment enough.'
'I just got my wings. Now all I need is a pilot's license.'
Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!
'Sir, we need your passport, driver's license, and Facebook name!'
'Of course I'm late! -- Your stupid Governor won't let me have a driver's license!'
'Like I really needed to get caught in a tractor beam'