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'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'
'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'
Honk if you've committed a crime.
'Oh great, now I'm carsick again... Man, did I ever get into the exact wrong line of work.'
'Pothole.' 'I see it.'
"Warp 1 - engage!"
Tags:warp 1, warp, warp drive, warp drives, hyperdrive, hyperdrives, warp speed, speed of light, space travel, space travels, space traveler, space travelers, space traveller, space travellers, pretend, pretends, pretending, delusions of grandeur, delusion, delusions, delusional, garage, garages, drive, drives, driving, driver, imagination, imaginations, imaginative, science fiction, geek, geeks, geeky, nerd, nerds, nerdy
'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'
Bus of Fools
Tags:bus, buses, public transport, public, transport, bus stop, idiot, idiots, idiocy, modernmodern life, stupid, stupidity, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, forgetful, forget, forgetting, urban, urban life, urban living, commute, commuter, commuters, commuting, morning commute, driving, drive, drives, traffic, traffic jam, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, regions, regional
"Mom—listen to how much atmospheric pollution we produce just going to my soccer games."
Tags:carbon dioxide, co2, pollution, pollute, pollutes, carbon footprint, carbon footprints, travel, travelling, soccer, soccer games, football, football games, travels, drive, driving, drives, global warming, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, annoying, climate change, climate-change, children, child, kid, kids, environmental problems, sport, sports, unhelpful
Welcome to New York City - add 8.25 per cent
With the mileage on his car close to the limit for his lease agreement, Dave drove backward whenever possible.
"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
Tags:word play, play on words, irony, ironic, police, policeman, police man, police officer, officer, officers, road, roads, highway, highways, interstate, inter state, drive, driving, drives, driven, drove, speed, speeding, speeding ticket, ticket, tickets, pulled over, pull over, motorcycle cop, motorbike cop, cop, cops, sports car, sports cars, sportscar, deadpan, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad idea, bad ideas, highway patrol, moving violation, moving violations
Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.
'Do you realize we could be waiting in line at the restaurant by now, Patty?'
Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
'What's that smell?' 'Well, it's either fertilizer, a factory, or your father.'
'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'
'Well, I think we're finally unlost. This place looks familiar.' 'I imagine it does. We've been here twice in the last 20 minutes. Maybe we should just give up, park the car, and live here.'
"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."
Tags:deer, caught in the headlights, headlight, headlights, freeze, rabbit in the headlights, driver, driving, drives, roadkill, spotlight, freeze in the spotlight, dancer, dancers, entertainer, entertainers, drama, performing, performer, performers, performance, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words, showbiz
Parking? I don't think so.
'Oh man, I hate parallel parking.'
Car rental drop box.
Leave Dad Alone- Next 200 Miles
Tags:leave alone, annoying, annoy, annoys, family, families, auto, autos, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, drive, driving, drives, stress, stressing, stresses, irritated, children, child, kid, kids, roadtrip, road trip, road-trip, parent, parents, dad, dads, father, fathers, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, roadtrips, road trips, road-trips