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Everyone on the interstate had to pull off the road because of the driving snow
Adopt a pothole.
'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'
'Well, you'll be happy to know that it finally stopped snowing daddy...It's turned to rain...now it's sleeting, coating the roads with a nice, slick layer of ice a-a-and, back to snow. Woo-hoo!'
"My car has a boot on it."
"Drivers are warned to take special caution due to unexpected driving conditions."
"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."
"On a positive note, the potholes are filled with snow."
"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."
"Our GPS just said we must be idiots for being out in this weather. I wish it would just stick to giving directions."
Pepper and Salting the Roads.
"Now, that's what I call dense fog..."
"It was so windy on the motorway this morning, I was doing seventy in neutral."
Beware of ice accumulation on bridges!
'I forgot to get show tires.'
'Crap! It warmed up and my snow tires melted off!'
Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...
'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'
"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"
Bumps in the road.