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"Try again, Kemosabe. This time ease out clutch slowly."
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'Mr. Smith, cars used to have steering wheels, right?'
'For future reference, when I say 'parallel park', I mean in the road.'
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'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'
'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'
'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'
Having not studied for any of the road tests, resulting in terrible road marks, and a very low grade, it was inevitable that the brakes would fail.
'What do you mean didn't I see it? How do you think I hit it?'
when you hear me scream' oh my god you're going to kill us...stop the f***** car'' then I'd like you to apply the emergency brake
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'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'
Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.
"In todays driving lesson we learn the importance of checking your blind spot."
The driving lesson came to a sudden, disastrous end.
'Dad, I passed my drivers test!'
"Remember, technically, it's not lying if you tell your mother I was teaching you how to drive."
'Whoa! Easy on the clutch!'
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"OK, that's enough for today. I think he's learned his lesson."
'Right hand down a bit.'
Learner driver about to merge into eight lanes of traffic.
"Teaching drivers' ed isn't as bad as I expected."
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Once I knew I could speak I got my drivers license.
'Lucky that I lost your No-Claim Bonus last lesson.'
'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'