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Bumper Stickers for Seniors.
'Mr. Smith, cars used to have steering wheels, right?'
"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."
Tags:animal, animals, dog, dogs, talking dog, talking dogs, pet, pets, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, pub, pubs, restaurant, restaurants, drinking, alcohol, drink, identification, id, i.d., id card, id cards, i.d.card, i.d. cards, id check, i.d. check, check, checking, birthdate, birth date, dog year, dog years, age, of age, old age, old, adults, age of majority, drinking age, legal age, legal drinking age, id'd, modern life, regulations, laws, drinking laws, driver's license, driver's licence, driving licence, driver licence
"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."
Tags:bureaucracy, bureaucrat, government, policy, policies, administration, king, kings, royal, royalty, royals, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, sign, signing, signature, signatures, paperwork, document, documents, form, forms, history, historical, medieval, driver's license, driver's licence, driving licence, driver licence, license, licence, driver, driving, identification, identity, identity check, id, i.d., credit card, official, autograph, id check, your id please, modern life
Congratulations on passing your driving test. But do you know what to do when a bird sh**s on your windscreen? Never ask her out again.
'Are you familiar with our bus system?'
"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"
Tags:rear-ending, rear ending, driver, driver's ed, driver's education, drivers ed, driver's ed, police car, police cars, policemen, policeman, car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents, police vehicle, police vehicles, driving licence, driving licences, drivers licence, drivers licences, driver's licence, driver's licences
"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."
Tags:line, lining up, line up, driving licences, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, waiting, driving, driving licence, queue, queuing, waiting, lifetime, teenagers, impatience, impatient, patient, patience, inefficient, onerous, wait your turn, bureau of motor vehicles, bmv, time consuming, administrative
when you hear me scream' oh my god you're going to kill us...stop the f***** car'' then I'd like you to apply the emergency brake
Tags:dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, distraction, distractions, distracted, driving instructor, driving instructors, driving teacher, driving teachers, driving lesson, driving lessons, dangerous driving, driver, drivers, driving licence, driving license, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic police, transport police, transport cop, transport cops
'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'
"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"
Tags:description, descriptions, bald, baldness, bald head, bald heads, male pattern baldness, hair loss, hairloss, hair-loss, balding, naked eye, invisible, invisibility, redhead, redheads, red head, red heads, driving licence, driving license, dmv, department of motor vehicles, extra crispy, denial, denials, insecurity, insecurities, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged
The first clerk of the first DMV.
"I want to make your time here a pleasant experience so that you leave today with a big smile on your face. . .April Fool!"
Tags:department of motor vehicles, april fool, april fools, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, joker, jokers, joking, customer experience, customer experiences, customer service, customer services, driving licence, driving license, driving licences, driving licenses
"Background checks for guns? What's next?....A license to drive?"
The driving lesson came to a sudden, disastrous end.
'Dad, I passed my drivers test!'
"Sorry, son. . . You're not getting the keys to the car until you show me you're mature enough to bring it back completely totaled."
Tags:crash test, crash tests, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, crash-test dummy, crash-test dummies, health and safety, health & safety, dummy, dummies, totaled, car crash, car crashes, traffic accident, traffic accidents, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, driver, drivers, driving licence, driving license, mature, maturity, immature
"Atilla the DMV employee"
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Hoping to increase her chances of passing her driver's exam, Jen rented a nun costume.
The new Teen Drive Bungee: Keeps your teen within a three-mile radius of home!
'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'
Once I knew I could speak I got my drivers license.
Tags:acceleration, accelerator, accelerators, driving school, driving schools, driver's ed, drivers ed, driver's education, drivers education, student driver, student drivers, driving teacher, driving teachers, driving licence, driving licences, driving license, driving licenses, learner driver, learner drivers, science, car, comedy, abbott, costello, driver's education
"Do you have documents to prove that this is your vehicle, sir?"
Tags:driving licence, driving licences, driving license, driving licenses, car, cars, driver, drivers, clown, clowns, clown car, clown cars, entertainer, entertainers, circus act, circus acts, circus, circuses, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic police, transport cop, transport cops, transport police, vehicle registration