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Bumper Stickers for Seniors.
Congratulations on passing your driving test. But do you know what to do when a bird sh**s on your windscreen? Never ask her out again.
'Are you familiar with our bus system?'
"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"
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'For an additional fee I can touch up your DMV picture using digital photo editing software.'
"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."
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when you hear me scream' oh my god you're going to kill us...stop the f***** car'' then I'd like you to apply the emergency brake
'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'
The first clerk of the first DMV.
"I want to make your time here a pleasant experience so that you leave today with a big smile on your face. . .April Fool!"
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"Background checks for guns? What's next?....A license to drive?"
The driving lesson came to a sudden, disastrous end.
'Dad, I passed my drivers test!'
'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'
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Once I knew I could speak I got my drivers license.
"Do you have documents to prove that this is your vehicle, sir?"
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'Oh...Mostly because we can. Now do you want to get your car registered or not?'
"You don't seem to match the photograph on this license. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to smile."
'Why don't you have a sporty car, Mr. Penny?'
"These are my conservative credentials."
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'I wish you people would make up your minds! The judge took away my licence and now you want to see it!'
"And check this box if you want to donate your body to 7th grade science."
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"We're lucky! We don't have to learn how to spell, do math, or use maps. And with driverless cars, we won't need to learn how to drive!"
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