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Bumper Stickers for Seniors.
'Mr. Smith, cars used to have steering wheels, right?'
Caution Student Driver
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Congratulations on passing your driving test. But do you know what to do when a bird sh**s on your windscreen? Never ask her out again.
'Are you familiar with our bus system?'
'For an additional fee I can touch up your DMV picture using digital photo editing software.'
"Marie, are you still driving?"
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'How come all the bad drivers follow you around?'
'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'
'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'
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'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'
The first clerk of the first DMV.
"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"
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"Background checks for guns? What's next?....A license to drive?"
"I want to make your time here a pleasant experience so that you leave today with a big smile on your face. . .April Fool!"
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The driving lesson came to a sudden, disastrous end.
'Dad, I passed my drivers test!'
"Sorry, son. . . You're not getting the keys to the car until you show me you're mature enough to bring it back completely totaled."
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'Which license do you wish to see?'
"OK, that's enough for today. I think he's learned his lesson."
'Here's your license!'
Hoping to increase her chances of passing her driver's exam, Jen rented a nun costume.
The new Teen Drive Bungee: Keeps your teen within a three-mile radius of home!
'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'