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Caution Student Driver
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Congratulations on passing your driving test. But do you know what to do when a bird sh**s on your windscreen? Never ask her out again.
'Are you familiar with our bus system?'
'How come all the bad drivers follow you around?'
'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'
'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'
'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'
The first clerk of the first DMV.
"I want to make your time here a pleasant experience so that you leave today with a big smile on your face. . .April Fool!"
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"Background checks for guns? What's next?....A license to drive?"
The driving lesson came to a sudden, disastrous end.
'Dad, I passed my drivers test!'
'Which license do you wish to see?'
"OK, that's enough for today. I think he's learned his lesson."
"You're telling me that robot truck thing is allowed to drive without a license and your grandfather isn't?"
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'Here's your license!'
'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'
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Once I knew I could speak I got my drivers license.
"Do you have documents to prove that this is your vehicle, sir?"
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'Oh...Mostly because we can. Now do you want to get your car registered or not?'
"You don't seem to match the photograph on this license. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to smile."
'Why don't you have a sporty car, Mr. Penny?'
"These are my conservative credentials."
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