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Road Rage Highway
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'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'
'Your educational background worries me - four years high school, two years college, and six years of traffic school.'
when you hear me scream' oh my god you're going to kill us...stop the f***** car'' then I'd like you to apply the emergency brake
"Didn't you see me dart out in front of you?"
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For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University
Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'
"In todays driving lesson we learn the importance of checking your blind spot."
The driving lesson came to a sudden, disastrous end.
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Insensitive Driving School
"You'll lose points for that."
"I'm just preparing for the future. With self-driving cars the backseat is where all the action is going to be."
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"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"
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"You were recommended by Eastern Driving School."
"So, it wasn't a typo then?!"
"There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side."
'That's where my missus took her crash course.'
"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."
Tags:technicality, technicalities, used car, used cars, pre-owned, pre-owned car, pre-owned cars, used car salesman, used car salesmen, tricky, advertising, positive spin, positive spinning, spin, spins, driving school, driving schools, driver training, advertising, advertising point, advertising points, salesperson, salespeople, lie, lies, lying
"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"
"This is your fifth lesson, Mr. Jones. By now, you should know the difference between the gear stick and my knee!"
"No, that isn't the engine knocking. That's my knees!"
"What do you mean, 'has your lesson started yet'?... I thought you were the driving instructor!"
Tags:driving instructor, driving instructors, driving teacher, driving teachers, driving school, driving schools, driving lesson, driving lessons, driving license, driving licence, driving licences, driving licenses, probationary licence, probationary licences, probationary license, probationary licenses
'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'
'You call that teaching?'