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'I'm afraid I'm going to have to fail you. Sticking your head out the window while driving is incredibly dangerous.'
"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."
'Mr. Smith, cars used to have steering wheels, right?'
"This is my lawyer—he's going to handle the fine print."
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'Okay. Now, try to parallel park while talking on your cell phone and changing songs on your ipod.'
'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'
Congratulations on passing your driving test. But do you know what to do when a bird sh**s on your windscreen? Never ask her out again.
'Are you familiar with our bus system?'
'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'
'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'
Things to Ponder...
Having not studied for any of the road tests, resulting in terrible road marks, and a very low grade, it was inevitable that the brakes would fail.
when you hear me scream' oh my god you're going to kill us...stop the f***** car'' then I'd like you to apply the emergency brake
'How was my emergency stop?'
'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'
'Dad, I passed my drivers test!'
'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'
'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'
'Will you stop believing all those rumor about driver's tests?! I'm sure the examiner is perfectly nice and pleasant.'
Hoping to increase her chances of passing her driver's exam, Jen rented a nun costume.
Once I knew I could speak I got my drivers license.
Congratulations on Passing Your Driving Test.
"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."
'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'