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"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."
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Another motorist fails the field spiral test.
"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."
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"That wasn't me, officer. That was the liquor driving."
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"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."
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"Sir, have you been drinking, not drinking, drinking, not drinking, drinking?"
"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker
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'I find you guilty of driving under the influence of high blood glucose.'
Driving drunk, Sir?
"Yeah, I lost a potentially serious boyfriend over a texting typo. I told him I had a DUI instead of an IUD, and I never heard from him again."
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Teen drunk drivers.
Many police forces are toughening their stance against alcohol-impaired drivers.
"Sir, please pull the vehicle over first."
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'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'
"I'd arrest you for D.U.I. if I could find the rest of your car!"
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"Of course I'm drunk. I need the courage to drive this thing."
"It wasn't my fault, Your Honor! -- I swerved to avoid a pink elephant!"
"You've had way too many fermented berries! Let's walk home: it's not safe for you to fly!"
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After a few cocktails, Grok makes the mistake of getting behind the wheel.
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Mothers against drunk dowsing.
'That was a great job of crawling the white line. Now let's try walking it.'
'How many times have I told you to not drink and drive?'
'Oh great. Part of my probation for my DUI requires me to avoid drinking.'
'Why? Do you think I'm drunk?'