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"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."
Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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"Unfortunately, a tiny percentage of the drones are opposed to violence."
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A robot keeps a drone in a cage as a pet.
"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."
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'You've missed your flight, but if you hurry, there's a drone leaving in 5 minutes.'
'...Those damn drones have been giving us a bad name.'
"Switching to drones has made having to be everywhere at once much more manageable."
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"How's the war going?"
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"Uh, I think you'd better turn on the car radio, Martha...."
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A tale of two cities: Aleppo and Mosul
"…is pleased to announce a complete and devastating victory over the enemy. This is a recorded message. The Government is pleased...."
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"Beware of the hawk, drone of the bird world."
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'But occasionally, there's some accidental collateral damage.'
'Everybody's using 'em...'
'Unleash the drones!'
'Two men in Iowa face federal charges for harrassing migratory birds with an aircraft. . .but it's fine to shoot drone missiles at U.S. citizens abroad.'
'I now know why Obama is so much into drones. . . it's a democrat's mantra.'
Unmanned drones are now being marketed to our police departments - ones that can be outfitted with shotguns and grenade launchers.
'Secretary Clinton, Assad's forces have shelled civilians in Syria - 32 children are dead...and six other children were killed last night in an airstrike...Uh, we did that one, in Afghanistan.'
The design for the next wave of drones.
Neither snow nor rain nor U.S. citizenship stays these couriers from the swift completion of their targeted killing.
Ok, we prevented the way evil and much worse candidate from reigning over America. Time to lean on Obama...