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Honk if you've committed a crime.
With the mileage on his car close to the limit for his lease agreement, Dave drove backward whenever possible.
"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
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'... and when I snap my fingers, you will completely forget that I was doing 87 in a 45 mph zone...'
Eighty-nine percent of all NASCAR accidents are caused by distracted cell phone users.
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'Yes, yes! Fries, too! Hurry!!'
'Honk if you love Jesus, text whilst you drive if you want to meet him.'
How's My Driving?
On the road with the map of the human genome.
Smart Cars for Dummies.
'Let me look at that map...'
Road Sign: You are now lost. I told you so next 30 miles.
'It's a hybrid.'
"We wanted to make the system more human."
driving in heavy snow
Driven to drink.
'The best time to buy a used car is when it's new.'
Invisible people crossing.
'Darn it, Jim, I'm from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police... now drive!'
'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'
To liven up her day, DMV employee Shirley Varb liked to shoot spitballs at people as they had their drivers' photos taken.
Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.
Excited about getting Gina to the hospital on the 'big day', Doug converts their car into the Stork-mobile.