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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."
Tags:sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes, mob, mafia, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, court, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, judge, judges, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, criminal, law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, solicitor, solicitors, drowning, drowned, water quality, inspecting, inspector, inspectors, lake, lakes, river, rivers, cement, witness, witnesses, cover story, cover-up, lie, lies, liar, perjury
"He tried to change horses midstream."
'Here's mine, water dominates, dress warm as you enter a chilly phrase...'
Tags:sea, seas, ocean, oceans, titanic, ship, ships, boat, boats, unsinkable, iceberg, icebergs, atlantic, shipwreck, shipwrecks, passanger, passangers, disaster, disasters, lifeboat, lifeboats, astrony, astronomer, astronomers, drowing, drown, drowns, drowned, horoscope, horoscopes, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'We'd like to help you but we're a full boat.'
"Well, Noah - I warned you about allowing the woodworm onboard!"
Tags:noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, great flood, biblical flood, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, woodworm, woodworms, ark, religious, 40 days and 40 nights, downpour, biblical, bible, infestation, infestations, pest, pests, 2by2, animals, sanctuary, boat, snake, survivors, drowned, sinking boat, storm, tempest, lifeboat, lifeboats
Titanic Action Figures
Tags:black humour, dark humour, insensitive, insensitivity, titanic, the titanic, action figure, action figures, action-figure, action-figures, drowned, drowning, ship, ships, rms titanic, passenger liner, passenger liners, atlantic ocean, north atlantic ocean, iceburg, iceburgs, shipwreck, shipwrecks, ship wreck, ship wrecks, ship-wreck, ship-wrecks, sink, sinking, sunk, sinking ship, sinking ships, toy, toys, doll, dolls
Ship sinking while worker is still painting.
(South Beached Whales)
Try a tour of historic Venice in our traditional glass bottomed gondola.
Tags:venice, venetian, venetians, venice is sinking, sinking, sink, sunk, underwater, flood, flooded, drowned, submurge, submurged, gondola, gondolas, glass bottomed boat, glass bottomed boats, subsidence, sunsiding, rising sea levels, rising sea, melting icecaps, global warming, climate change, environmental issues, tourist, tourists, tourism
Tags:surprise, surprised, surprising, birthday, birthday party, surprise party, party, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, the mob, pier, death, killed, kill, drown, drowned, drowning, murder, violence, cement shoes, 1930s, american history, historical, modern history, unexpected, wholesome, wholesomeness
'I think we should wake the Captain!'
"We're not accepting applications right now, but we'll give you a call the minute one of our members drowns."
Tags:swimming, swim, swimmer, swimmers, swimming club, swimming clubs, exclusive, exclusive clubs, club, clubs, competitive swimming, competitive swimmer, bad swimmer, bad swimmers, closed club, waiting list, waiting lists, drown, drowning, drowned, swimming pool, pool, pools, hobby, hobbies, dangerous hobbies, dangerous hobby, extreme sport, extreme sports, membership, members only
"You literally take my breath away."
Bob learned an important lesson that day. Dog helps those who help themselves.
Shrink's Summer Job
Tags:shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, problems, problem, coping, cope, addition, addictions, mental illness, mental health, stress, stressed, summer, summer job, summer jobs, beach, beaches, lifeguard, lifeguards, drown, drowning, drowned, lifesaver, lifesavers, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers
Woman painting a man drowning.
"I can't swim! Would ten dollars help?"
"The meaning of life is being able to help yourself."
"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"
Tags:lifeguard, lifeguards, flip flop, flip flops, flip-flop, flip-flops, duty, drown, drowning, drowned, duties, lifeguard station, lifeguard stations, lifeguard duty, lifeguard duties, coast guard, coast guards, rescue, rescues, rescuer, rescuers, rescuing, emergency, emergencies, heroic, heroics, heroism
Social Services drowned by Inflation, Cuts and Demand.
'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'
Tags:lifeguard, lifeguards, life-guard, life-guards, rescue, rescues, rescuing, drown, drowns, drowning, drowned, problem, problems, overwork, overworks, overworked, overworking, dead-end job, dead-end jobs, dead end job, dead end jobs, minimum wage, minimum wages, rescued, coast guard, coast guards
'Good thing you came in when you did. If you hadn't, you might've drowned.'
'Not another alcohol related death.'
'Things have to get worse before they get better.'