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Tags:mobster, mobsters, organized crime, organised crime, gangster, gangsters, cement shoes, murder, murders, hit, hits, murderer, murderers, thug, thugs, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations, drown, drowns, drowning, grim, grims, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, angel of death, embodiment of death, cement shoes, hit, hits, mafia hit, mafia hits, avoid, avoids, avoiding, cheat, cheats
"Drowning. What's new with you?"
Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with
Tags:stress, stresses, job, jobs, inbox, inboxes, outbox, outboxes, in-box, in-boxes, out-box, out-boxes, paperwork, paper pusher, paper pushers, paper pushing, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, pressure, pressured, pressures, under pressure, work life, work, worker, work-life balance, work form, work forms, paperwork, sea of paperwork, seas of paperwork, drown, drowns, drowning
"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."
Tags:sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes, mob, mafia, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, court, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, judge, judges, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, criminal, law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, solicitor, solicitors, drowning, drowned, water quality, inspecting, inspector, inspectors, lake, lakes, river, rivers, cement, witness, witnesses, cover story, cover-up, lie, lies, liar, perjury
"Tell me what you're wearing."
"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."
Tags:life guard, life guards, king, kings, royal, royals, dilemma, dilemmas, conundrum, conundrums, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, royalty, lifeguard, lifeguards, incompetent, incompetence, social rules, social niceties, hierarchy, hierarchies, social hierarchy, social hierarchies, drowning, drowning man
Covid flooding America
Tags:covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, self isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, incompetent administration, covid-19 response, covid-19 mismanagement, statue of liberty, liberty, flooding, flood, drowning, drown, drowns, drowning america
"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"
Tags:mobster, mobsters, mob hit, mob hits, hit, hits, mafia, killing, killings, murder, murders, sleep with the fishes, sleeps with the fishes, cement shoes, fish, shark, sharks, talk, talks, talking, stoolie, stoolies, canary, canaries, tortures, gangster, gangsters, shark, sharks, drown, drowns, drowning, ichthyologist, ichthyology, ichthyologists
"Sometimes I live in the country. Sometimes I live in town. And sometimes I take a great notion to jump in the river and drown."
Tags:ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, dummy, dummies, dunk, dunks, dunking, bucket, buckets, drown, drowns, drowning, jump in the river, jumps in the river, jumping in the river, suicidal, suicidal thought, suicidal thoughts, mask, masks, masking, psychological problem, depressed, depression, clinical depression, cope, copes, coping, coping mechanism, coping mechanisms
'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'
"Sometimes I wish they would have tossed me off the pier as they had originally intended."
"There's no need for alarm—the staff will be reduced, but only by attrition."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, firing, laid off, lay off, laying off, unemployment, termination, downsizing, attrition, attack, pressure, alarm, money, drowning, sinking, staff, cut backs, reductions, reduced, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate
"Aren't you freezing?"
Tags:winter, wintertime, frozen lake, frozen lakes, frozen sea, freezing, chilly, cold, frozen over, ice, lifeguard, lifeguards, coastguard, coastguards, drown, drowning, oblivious, obliviousness, fallen in the water, falling in the water, falling through the ice, off season, off-season, beach, beaches, swim, swimming, swimming in the sea, swimmer, swimmer, bathe, bathing
Office Pool of Paperwork.
Tags:paperwork, paper, papers, letter, letters, drown, drowning, pool, pools, lifeguard, lifeguards, life guard, life guards, swim, swimming, paper work, job, jobs, job ladder, career ladder, swimming pool, swimming pools, cubicle, cubicles, offices, employees, worker, employee, workers, employees, comparison, compare
"We're saved! We're saved!"
Tags:ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, crash, crashes, crashing, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks, savior, saviors, saviour, saviours, predator, predators, drown, drowns, drowning, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, ominous, danger, dangers, dangerous, misread, misreads, misreading, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpreting, misinterpretation, misinterpretations
Man raised flag of drowning women.
Tags:priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, boating, boater, boaters, drowning, drowning women, semaphore, flag signal, flag signals, raising the flag, sailing, sailor, sailors, useless, fast reaction, fast reactions, emergency, emergencies, red tape, following procedure, distress signal, distress signals, alternative communication, alternate communication, telegraphy, flag semaphore
'We'd like to help you but we're a full boat.'
"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, noodle, noodles, soup, soups, drowning, bowl, bowls, chicken noodle soup, dream, dreams, dreaming, bad dream, bad dreams, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, recurring dream, recurring dreams, mental health
'Please calm down, Mam. I'm aware of the situation, and I'm doing everything I possibly can.'
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, phone, phones, modern technology, modern technologies, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, help, drown, drowning, lost at sea, emergency service, emergency services, coast guard, coast guards, convenient, convenience, calling for help, 999, 911, telephone, telephones
"I'd rather drown."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, stranded, island, islands, boss, bosses, drown, drowning, death wish, death wishes, dying wish, dying wishes, men, man, hate, hatred, problem, problems, obstacles, obstacle, swim, swimming, dictator, dictators
Thank you for not drowning.
"I'm thinking it might be time to find another pier."
'I can't save your husband, but I can save you 20%!'