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'... which in turn will cause side effects of nausea, for which I'm giving you Trylitol, which will induce temporary blindness, which I'll counteract with...'
'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'
'What am I blind, Bob?'
"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"
'Good morning, here's your placebo, I mean medicine... well, I'm fired.'
Coffee Town: Large, Medium, Small, In Pill Form.
"How long before the clinical trials are over?"
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"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"
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'It's for passing my drug test.'
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Woman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks"
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"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."
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"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."
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Some other drugs you may enjoy.
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'Steroids are for weenies. Back in my day, they played baseball like real men. . . drunk and bloated.'
"What about selling drugs to the rich and keeping the money for ourselves?"
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"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."
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'She's going to need a prescription for light-headedness, She fainted when I told her how much her meds cost,'
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Medicine cabinets labelled for the different days of the week
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"Rub this on everything."
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"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."
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"I'd like some Ketamine for my appetizer. What opiate would you recommend for my entree?"
"Yours was the blue Prius with the two stoners passed out in back, right?"
Take one Per Day as Affordable.
'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'
'You the guy who asked for the least expensive generic alternative?'