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Some other drugs you may enjoy.
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"It's fine to discover cures, but, remember, chronic conditions are our bread and butter."
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'You the guy who asked for the least expensive generic alternative?'
Urban Trail Mix
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Doctor Sponsored by Pharmaceutical Companies
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'THis probably won't work, but we do have medications that will take care of the side effects.'
'Human clinical trials start in six months. Sooner if we run out of mice.'
"Don't forget to take a handful of our complimentary antibiotics on your way out."
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'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'
'I feel better already.'
"You may believe you've been overcharged, but, remember, you're overmedicated."
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'Now go out there, and tell all your friends to get some prescriptions filled this week.'
"Make him take 15 of these a day until we feel better about what we're doing to him!"
If the drugs do cause a problem then we've got some pills that might help.
'Our trials show that the new drug performs no better than placebo.'
"Here at Pharmacorp we are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience."
Make him take 16 of these a day until we feel a bit better about what we're doing to him.
As you can see from his violent resistance to being injected witha cocktail of psychotropic drugs the patient is clearly psychotic.
"This is wonderful. It will help millions of people."
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'It was more of a 'triple blind' test. The patients didn't know which ones were getting the real drug, the doctors didn't know, and, I'm afraid, nobody knew.'
'You're suffering from overall medical inflation. . . there is no cure - unless, of course, we raise prices from research. . .'
"I believe doctors write too many prescriptions, Mr. Martin. I'm writing you a sonnet."
'We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious.'
"He has visions of world peace,he thinks he hears angels speak too him...he's dangerous, bring me the drugs!"