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'You the guy who asked for the least expensive generic alternative?'
'The brand name is $57.50 and the generic is $32, but I can give you the placebo for only $14.95'
"It's a major breakthrough. But we're still years away from being able to justify the outrageous cost per pill."
"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."
'You could just ignore it and hope it goes away. I do that with customers who ask too many questions.'
"Do you mind if I share this corner with you?"
"This is real miracle drug. It costs less this year than it cost last year."
"The reason Zylofan costs so much is because they first made Pirolax, kbut it didn't work, so then they made Kivotor, and that didn't work, so they then tried Davicor..."
"If you raise the price of your drug so much - people will die!"
"Step aside, punk....let a professional show you how it's done..."
Prescrip. Drug Prices.
"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."
"But, you do have a choice: buy this life-saving medicine, or pay your rent."
"I think I need a prescription, Doctor. Those herbal remedies have gotten so expensive I can't afford them!"
"Your disease is curable, but one side effect of this drug is poverty."