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Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...
'David, I want you tested for steroids.'
"Hey, great! You brought the grass!"
"My advice is keep away from it. You start with catnip and, before you know it, you're on heroin."
'I don't take drugs! All I smoke, is eels!'
'So, Sister, what is the size of your habit?'
'These tablets are magic and not habit-forming, as long as you don't miss taking one every single day...'
'Please don't refer to my pharmacy lab coat as a 'drug habit'.'
Polly makes a break for it after ignoring warnings about the danger of using steroids.
'I want him check for steroids!'
'They must be taking steroids.'
'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'
'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'
School inspector passing class doors marked A B and C drugs.
Please keep off the grass.
Fixes on stickses
"Of course they're not habit forming, and I should know - I've been taking them for twenty years,"