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"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."
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"Humpty! Get down from that wall! Haven't I told you that crack can kill?!"
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'Aw, not an intervention! I swear, I'm not hooked on the nip, man!'
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"I'm sure glad our kids don't take drugs."
'Sure your grandmother and I used drugs when we were your age, but they were all acne medications.'
"Sorry, you're going to have to take a urine test."
"'High on life'? You expect me to believe that?"
The Fountain of Wasted Youth
'It's very sad, he's a crack addict.'
'The police found some empty heroin vials and a syringe by a tether pole in the school yard.', 'What's a tether pole?'
Neighborhood Night Out
'That new Dutch biology teacher sure knows how to pack'em in!'
'Doctor, what do you call your new behaviorist method for curing drug addiction?'
'Sorry, we don't have any aspirin...this is a drug free workplace.'
'Man! There really IS a POT problem in California!'
'Drug dealing is starting to become a bit of a problem up here.'
High HeelsSensible Shoes. (I can smell colour! I told you not to take drugs.)
Harper offers Mountie help to fight drug crime in Mexico.
Rehab is for quitters.
At this school, drugs are under control but we still have a crack problem.
'Well, I've done my part in the War on Drugs — I just flushed the medicine cabinet down the toilet!'
'My drug problem is a little different. I'm being drug to P.T.A meetings, drug to little league practice, drug to dance rehersal, drug to...'
'My dad's OK. He's only doing crack at the moment.'
"Call it a hunch. . . but let's check that kid's locker!"