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'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'
'Your drug tests show no signs of illegal substances, but they do show a huge amount of artificial colorings and preservatives.'
Opening day of spring training and the coach could already tell it was going to be a really long season with lots of testing for steroids.
'Not exactly what I expected when they announced a random drug screening.'