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"Arthritis Pain Formula Anacin, Poli-grip, and a home-pregnancy test."
Tags:home pregnancy, home pregnancies, pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy, pharmacies, drugstore, drugstores, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, fertility, fertility treatment, fertility treatments, menstruation, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycles, period, periods, drug store, drug stores, request, requests, unusual request, unusual requests, geriatric pregnancy, geriatric pregnancies, ob-gyn, ob-gyns, obstetrician, obstetricians, gynecologist, gynecologists, gynecology
"Rub this on everything."
Tags:pharmacist, pharmacists, chemist, chemists, prescription, prescriptions, drug store, drug stores, drug, drugs, cream, creams, over the counter, pharmacy, pharmacies, customer, customers, customer service, rash, rashes, allergic reactions, allergic reaction, doctor, doctors, diagnose, diagnosis, medication, medications, med, meds, medicine, medicines
F.W. Woolworth and Karl Marx Go Into Retailing
Tags:woolworth, woolworths, marx, marxist, marxists, karl marx, five and dime, five-cent store, five-cent stores, dime store, dime stores, drug store, drug stores, grocery store, grocery stores, market, markets, super market, super markets, business owner, business owners, partners, partner, business partner, business partners, partnership, partnerships, odd couple, odd couples, capitalist, capitalists, socialist, socialists, communist, communists, communism, capitalism, economic philosophy, economics, economy, communist manifesto
'Hmm...better go with these.'
'Mary, you haven't been taking your calcium pills, have you?'
Cold and Flu Medication.
"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."
Tags:worried-well, worried well, hypochondriac, healthy, good health, worried, pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy, chemist, chemists, drug store, drug stores, medicate, medication, worrisome, worrying, mental illness, self-examination, self-diagnosis, preoccupation, obsession, paranoia, paranoid, medical
Little Shop of Horrors
Tags:horror, horrors, gross, gross-out, grosses out, grossing out, ointment, ointments, false teeth, fear, fears, horror show, horror shows, salve, salves, nose hair, nose hairs, dentures, denture, earwax, bodily function, bodily functions, disgust, disgusting, drugstore, drugstores, drug store, drug stores, chemist, chemists, phobia, phobias, phobic, nauseating
Man outside drug store holding sign saying 'Will work for my co-pay.'
"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."
Tags:cosmetic, cosmetics, make up, make-up, lab coat, lab coats, drug store, drug stores, department store, department stores, makeup, false pretences, false pretence, cosmetologist, cosmetologists, cosmetology, laboratory, laboratories, consumerism, consumer, consumers, hair and beauty, false pretenses, false pretense, marketing, sales tactic, sales tactics, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, beauty product, beauty products, deceive, deceptive, skincare, skin care, skin-care
Herbal/Verbal Remedies: "Snap out of it."
"Can't you give him one of those personalities in a bottle I keep reading about?"
Tags:prescription, prescriptions, personality, personalities, personality type, personality types, unpleasant, unfriendly, angry, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, prescription pills, bottle, bottles, pharmacy, pharmacies, drugstore, drugstores, drug store, drug stores, drugs, pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy tech, pharmacy techs
"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"
'I can tell this prescription is a phony. The doctor's signature is legible.'
Express checkout lane for younger person prescription pick-ups.
Tags:prescription medicine, prescription, prescriptions, prescription medicines, pills, pills, drug, drugs, medication, medications, senior citizens, oap, oaps, rx, drug stores, pharmacy, pharmaceuticals, old age, elderly, senior citizens, pensioner, pensioners, medicine, medical, health and beauty, health care, healthcare, retail, checkout lanes, cashiers, express checkout, express lanes
"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."
'Sorry, sir, but that's what your prescription seems to say.'
"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"
Tags:drug, drugs, prescription, prescriptions, medication, medications, side effect, side effects, over-the-counter, ailment, ailments, minor ailment, minor ailments, nuisance, nuisances, cure, cures, curing, cure-all, cure-alls, talisman, magic, magical object, magical objects, annoyance, annoyances, blessing, blessings, mystic, mystics, sorcerer, sorcerers, sorcery, magic spell, magic spells, magician, magicians, drugstore, drugstores, drug store, drug stores
"The Food and Drug Administration doesn't care anymore."
Tags:pharmacist, pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, food and drug administration, fda, prescription, prescriptions, drug store, drug stores, regulations, regulation, government regulation, government regulations, alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, quack, quacks, quack medicine, quack medicines, wizard, wizards, wizardry, magician, magicians, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses
'It says right here, Mr. Van Winkle. May induce drowsiness.'
"Price check on the stool softener!"
Tags:medical problem, medical problems, pharmacies, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, drug stores, drug store, drug shop, drug stores, public embarrassment, public humiliation, public humiliations, embarrassed, embarrassing, pharmacy, men, medicine, constipation, health, embarrassing moment, stool softener, stool softeners
'Your prescription is ready. Please don't approach the counter. I'll toss it to you.'
"As long as your stock investment club needs a new place to meet, pick somewhere they're all familiar with -- the antacid aisle of the drug store."
Tags:health, antacid, antacids, stress, stress management, managing stress, indigestion, stock, stocks, stock market, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock broker, stock brokers, broker, brokers, finance, financial adviser, financial advisers, invest, invests, investor, investors, investing, investments, money, wall street, drug store, drug stores, pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists
Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."
'I can't get the cap off!'