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'It's for passing my drug test.'
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'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'
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Post race drug test.
'... left tackle, Barry Simons! And last, but not least, team drug tester Dr. Gregory Richard!'
Baseball's New On-Field Drug Counseling
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'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'
'Now go out there, and tell all your friends to get some prescriptions filled this week.'
"Do you take recreational drugs, and, if so, which one would you recommend to someone new to that kind of thing who is looking for a fun, no-freakout kind of time?"
'Your drug test results show you aren't taking any performance enhancing drugs. Your performance review results shows that maybe you should.'
'It was more of a 'triple blind' test. The patients didn't know which ones were getting the real drug, the doctors didn't know, and, I'm afraid, nobody knew.'
'We're extending an offer of employment to you contingent upon the results of a drug test, psychological consultation...'
'These drug tests, they're be absolutely confidential, right? I don't want any rumors spread about me.'
"Unfortunately, the urine test counted for half of the grade."
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'Employee drug testing has gone too far.'
'Are you willing to take a drug test and a vow of chastity while on school property?'
'Your tests show you to be drug free ... and three months pregnant.'
"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."
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"So I guess this probably counts as an adverse event."
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'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'
'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."
'I demand a saliva test!'
'Thank you for verifying your name for us, Doug. We're going to start with some multiple choice questions.'
"I got the job! Let's celebrate - but not too much. I have to wear this ankle bracelet until I pass the three-month probation."
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'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'