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"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."
Tags:drug, drug use, drug user, drug users, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical industry, medication, medications, medicate, medicates, medicating, ssri, ssris, depression, mood disorder, mood disorders, mood, moods, personality disorder, personality disorders, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, change, changes, changing, grow old, grows old, growing old, grow up, grows up, growing up, age, ages, aging, ageing, too much coffee man
'I use catnip, too, but only for medical purposes.'
"Want to score some flu shots.?"
Tags:flu shot, flu shots, vaccinate, vaccinates, vaccinating, vaccination, vaccinations, flu, influenza, park bench, park benches, drug, drug use, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, thrill, thrills, thrillseeker, thrillseekers, thrillseeking, thrill seeker, thrill seekers, thrill seeking, jab, jabs, flu jab, flu jabs, elderly, grow old, growing old, health, health problem, health problems, adventurous, dangerous, live dangerously, living dangerously, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions
"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"
Tags:statin, statins, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, fatty food, fatty foods, diet, diets, dieting, prescription, prescriptions, high cholesterol, bad cholesterol, drug, drug dealer, drug dealers, drug dealing, stodge, stodgy food, stodgy foods, health nut, health nuts, bar food, bar foods, diner food, diner foods, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, medication, medications, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, drug user, drug users, drug use
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Family Ties
Tags:college, pot smoker, pot smokers, pot smoking, marijuana, joint, joints, smoke a joint, smoking a joint, drug, drug use, college kid, college kids, home from college, excuse, excuses, stall, stalls, stalling, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, fib, fibs, fibbing, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, make an excuse, making an excuse, making excuses, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, family ties, habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits
How aging affects drug use...'You're on drugs, aren't you?' 'You're off your meds, aren't you?'
"I'm sorry, but you're going to have to hand over that cape. Your test came back positive for anabolic steroids."
'Drugs...I've never seen the point of them myself!'
Drug misuse research institute.
When I was your age we used drugs, but they were acne medications.
"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."
Tags:performance-enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs, force, forces, forced, forcing, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, legal, legality, immoral, immorality, ethic, ethics, ethical, unethical, boss, bosses, steroid, steroid use, steroid usage, drug, drug use, drug abuse, drug abuser
"Hey, if you could take a drug that made you better at watching TV, wouldn't you?"
Tags:drug, drug use, drug user, drug users, steroid, steroid use, steroid user, steroid users, performance enhancement, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, couch potato, couch potatoes, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, lazy, laziness, tv addict, television addict, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, sports fan, sports fans
"Banning A-Rod for the entire season is tragic. However, banning him for the postseason might be a good omen."
Quack Quack Gets Busted
Tags:comic book, comic books, comic, comics, narrative, narratives, quack quack, duck, ducks, diary, diaries, journal, journals, childrens book, children's book, childrens books, children's books, satire, satires, satirical, pseudo, marijuana, drug use, drug usage, dea, drug enforcement agency, fingerprint, fingerprints
"...I've accepted the resignation of Bill, our Chief Corporate Change Agent and New Paradigm Liason. Apparently, he tested positive for illegal, jargon-enhancing steroids!"
Man inhales helium which makes his head float into the sky.
"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."
Tags:pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmacology, psychopharmacology, psychopharmacologist, psychopharmacologists, big pharma, drug, drug use, drug user, drug abuse, drug abusers, upper, uppers, stimulant, stimulants, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity, medication, medications, overmedication, overmedicated, over-prescribe, overprescription
"Yes, everything—I need a list of all the medications you're on."
Tags:medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, overprescribe, overprescribes, overprescribing, overmedicate, overmedicates, overmedicating, drug, drug use, prescription drugs, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, big pharma, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, patient, patients, excessive, treatment, treatments, overmedication, physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatric, psychiatry
Nothing to sneeze at. Please help.
Tags:poverty, homelessness, homeless, flu, influenza, healthcare, cold, flu season, charity, help, mental health, substance abuse, alcoholic drug abuse, drug use, facial tissue, sneezing, hanky, begging, beggar, beggars, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, social assistance, illness, ill, sick, asking for help
A concession stand offers bananas and steroids.
Tags:steroid, steroids, unrealistic, animated film, animated films, goal, goals, concession stand, concession stands, concessions, treats, movie, movies, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, cinema, cinemas, drug, drug use, drug user, drug users, body, bodies, unrealistic example, unrealistic examples, popcorn
Newt's Other Stats
Tags:gingrich, newt gingrich, white house, clinton white house, white house staff, drug-user, drug-users, drug use, accusation, accusations, unfounded accusation, unfounded accusations, wild accusation, wild accusations, hippie, hippies, hippy, banana peel, banana peels, smoking banana peels, drug, illegal drugs
'Oh, a drug test. That's a relief. I thought you were going to test my ethics.'
'Don't take the brown acid.'
Sphinx snorting coke has his nose fall off.