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'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'
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'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'
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"For you, we can outsource the urine test."
'It was more of a 'triple blind' test. The patients didn't know which ones were getting the real drug, the doctors didn't know, and, I'm afraid nobody knew.'
'It's worse than we thought - there's going to be random testing for competence.'
'You mean you're going to do a test on a guinea pig now?'
'Is Hamburger Helper on the Olympics' banned substance list?'
'The test results are in for our new drug. 9 out of 10 doctors recommended the placebo.'
'Oh, a drug test. That's a relief. I thought you were going to test my ethics.'
The French test Lance Armstrong.
'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'
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'You're failing chemistry!' 'But...you're taking away my dream of becoming a professional athlete!'
'Your application seems to be in order. May I ask you to take a drug test?' 'I don't know. Are there a lot of questions?'
'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'
Brian fails a random rug test!
"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"
'I wonder if the anti-doping agency ever looking into the Popeye and Spinach thing.'
'No-one can catch this guy.'
A drug test later revealed that she had been taking steroids.
Rudolph, with his nose so bright, goes in for his drug test.
'Not exactly what I expected when they announced a random drug screening.'
They're not testing any drugs on me. Instead they're providing spiritual advisers.
'He'll have to do a drugs test!'
World Championship Sheepdog Trials.
'Congratulations, you've won the employee of the month award. Unfortunately, Jenkins from accounts has appealed the decision and called for a drugs test.'