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'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'
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"For you, we can outsource the urine test."
'It was more of a 'triple blind' test. The patients didn't know which ones were getting the real drug, the doctors didn't know, and, I'm afraid nobody knew.'
'It's worse than we thought - there's going to be random testing for competence.'
'You mean you're going to do a test on a guinea pig now?'
'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."
'Is Hamburger Helper on the Olympics' banned substance list?'
'The test results are in for our new drug. 9 out of 10 doctors recommended the placebo.'
'Oh, a drug test. That's a relief. I thought you were going to test my ethics.'
'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'
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'You're failing chemistry!' 'But...you're taking away my dream of becoming a professional athlete!'
'Your application seems to be in order. May I ask you to take a drug test?' 'I don't know. Are there a lot of questions?'
'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'
Medals subject to drugs test results
"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"
'I wonder if the anti-doping agency ever looking into the Popeye and Spinach thing.'
A drug test later revealed that she had been taking steroids.
'Your drug tests show no signs of illegal substances, but they do show a huge amount of artificial colorings and preservatives.'
Rudolph, with his nose so bright, goes in for his drug test.
'Not exactly what I expected when they announced a random drug screening.'
World Championship Sheepdog Trials.
'We have a strict drug testing policy for all applicants. Nurse Zimmer will now administer said drugs.'
'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'
Urinalysis Testing Today -- Please Fill The Bottle,
Sign on the Pearly Gate with an arrow pointing to 'Drug Testing Center.'