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"You don't bring a fife to a gunfight."
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"I released a lot of emotion with my drumming, but I still need to have a tantrum."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, behavior, behaviour, tantrum, tantrums, fit, fits, toy, toys, playing, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, drum, drums, drumming, banging, hitting, music therapy, musical therapy, temper, emotion, emotions, emotional, anger, angry, release, mental health, frustration, psychobabble, psychology, modern kids, modern children, modern life
"Sam is a percussionists' percussionist."
'Shall I play something romantic?'
'Cause I'm a cowboy in a steel pen I hiiiiide and I'm wanted grilled or stir-friiiiied!'
'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'
"Personally, I prefer a piano bar."
"For this next tune, I'm gonna need a little help from you guys!"
Tags:band, bands, concert, concerts, show, shows, music, musician, musicians, audience, concert goers, concert goer, fan, fans, guitar, guitars, bass, keyboard, keyboards, piano, pianos, drum, drums, music scale, notes, music notes, natural minor, natural minor scale, music teacher, music teachers, chord, chords, music chord, musical, harmonic, melodic, melody, harmony
'I think I was fired.'
"Are you going to come quietly..?"
'In time with us, not as fast as you bloody can!'
'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'
'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'
"I said, remind me to tahnk your mother for giving Jimmy the drum for Christmas!"
Tags:christmas, christmas gift, christmas gifts, christmas present, christmas presents, drum, drums, present, presents, gift, gifts, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, irritating, loud, mother-in-law, mothers-in-law, grandmother, grandmothers, gran, grans, grandma, grandmas, x-mas, xmas, holidays
Salad Bowl Drum
"Can't you just whistle while you work?"
"As spokesman for Mary and the whole Joseph family, I've been asked to request you not 'parum pum pum pum' while the baby is sleeping."
Custom ring tones.
Radiator jazz player
"Traded with a drummer."
'I'm talking to Mother...The telephone's broken!'
"I need a drum roll when I tell my parents I'm finally moving out and a rim shot when I tell them I was just kidding."
A drummer reads his music.
'Either play faster or get out the band.'