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Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band
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"Sam is a percussionists' percussionist."
"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."
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Model Ship with Galley Slaves
There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.
'Shall I play something romantic?'
'Cause I'm a cowboy in a steel pen I hiiiiide and I'm wanted grilled or stir-friiiiied!'
"Personally, I prefer a piano bar."
'I think I was fired.'
'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'
'In time with us, not as fast as you bloody can!'
'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'
"Can't you just whistle while you work?"
"As spokesman for Mary and the whole Joseph family, I've been asked to request you not 'parum pum pum pum' while the baby is sleeping."
Custom ring tones.
"Traded with a drummer."
"Is my room ready?"
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A drummer reads his music.
'Either play faster or get out the band.'
"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."
'You have an irregular, catchy heartbeat.'
"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."
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Let's Get the Band Back Together
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