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Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band
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"Sam is a percussionists' percussionist."
Model Ship with Galley Slaves
"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."
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'Shall I play something romantic?'
"Personally, I prefer a piano bar."
'I think I was fired.'
'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'
'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'
'In time with us, not as fast as you bloody can!'
"Can't you just whistle while you work?"
"As spokesman for Mary and the whole Joseph family, I've been asked to request you not 'parum pum pum pum' while the baby is sleeping."
Custom ring tones.
"Traded with a drummer."
"Is my room ready?"
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A drummer reads his music.
'Either play faster or get out the band.'
"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."
"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."
Tags:christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, festive period, festive season, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, drum, drums, drummer, drummers, drum kit, drum kits, drum set, drum sets, ear plug, ear plugs, family life, family-life, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, wish list, wish lists
'You have an irregular, catchy heartbeat.'
Let's Get the Band Back Together
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'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'
"The drums, Melissa, the drums of passion, they beat for you."
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