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"So... any truth to that rumor about you and the percussionists wife?"
"Sam is a percussionists' percussionist."
'Don't worry, with the proper set of sticks, you can beat this.'
The Gurdleys partake in their Thanksgiving tradition of bobbing for drumsticks in hot gravy.
"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"
'How'd she handle Thanksgiving with just the two drumsticks?'
'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, basketball, bake, bakes, baked, fry, fries, fried, ligament, ligaments, drumstick, drumsticks, leg, legs, thigh, thighs, breast, wing, wings, roast, roasts, roasted, injury, injuries, injured, sports injury, sports injuries, diagnosis, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!
"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"
Tags:drums, drummer, drummers, drum, drumming, sleepless, sleeplessness, inconsiderate, insomniac, insomniacs, sleeping disorder, sleeping disorders, husband, husbands, wife, wives, wakefulness, couple, pyjamas, sleep, night, noise, music, cymbals, drumsticks, annoyed, insomnia, dressing gown, slippers
'I prefer his earlier work.'
Alternative drum playing method
'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'
Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.
'The muffin lady was a little odd, but this turkey drumstick lady is whack!'
'Well,young lady, if you're in a hurry to get into the rhythm of the day, how about our wake up breakfast with a cup of coffee and a brisk drum roll?'
Man: 'Oh YUM, Drumsticks!'
A band falls through a hole in the bandstand.
The true meaning of Thanksgiving...
"My doctor advised me to give up the drums....he lives in the flat below me."
Tags:band, bands, musicians, medical advice, musician, music, guitar, guitarist, drumsticks, guitar bag, drummer, local band, rehearsal, doctor, medic, gp, medical man, flat, bedsit, flatlet, noisy, noise abatement, noisy neighbour, noise harassment, neighbour from hell, drum solo, drum roll, noise pollution
"What were you expecting?"
"How's your day going?"
Tags:drum, drums, drummer, drummers, drumming, beat, beats, musical instrument, musical instruments, musical, musician, musicians, trumpeter, trumpeters, trumpeting, drumstick, drumsticks, drum stick, drum sticks, bad day, bad days, rough day, rough days, difficult day, exhaustion, exhausted, beat, beats, drum beat, drum beats, tired, tiredness, pun, puns, word play, wordplay, word-play