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'Hello? I need a cab. I'm at a place called...um...looks like RAB or something.'
"Another glass of absinth? That's your answer to everything."
Tags:absinth, absinths, spirit, spirits, absinthe, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking your problems, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, problem solved, shot, shots, drinking your sorrows, drink your sorrows, nag, nags, wife, wives, husband, husbands, answer to everything
"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."
Tags:amendment, amendments, right, rights, bill of rights, twenty first amendment, twenty-first amendment, exercising rights, exercising my right, repeal, repeals, 21st amendment, 18th amendment, eighteenth amendment, prohibition, prohibitionist, repealed, relationship, relationships, drink, drinking, drinks, drunk, drunkard, righteous, witty, wit, witticism, marriage, married, marries, marriages, constitution, constitutional rights, american constitution, us constitution
'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'
"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."
Tags:1 corinthians 13:11, bible quote, bible quotes, new testament, gospel, gospels, sunday school, sunday schools, bible teaching, bible teachings, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, childishness, childish ways, pub, pubs, bar, bars, growing up, rites of passage, growing pains
"No, dear, the Martini is when you come back!"
Tags:alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drink problem, drink problems, drinking problems, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, stressful job, stressful jobs, workload, workloads, overworked, overwork, wife, wives, husband, husbands, coping with stress
It was then that Jerry realized he may have a drinking problem.
'Which would you like, apple or orange juice?'
"Of course I drink during the day—I'm way too tired to drink at night."
Tags:day drinker, day drinkers, day drinking, day drink, day drinks, wine, wines, glass of wine, glasses of wine, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, child rearing, child, kid, kids, stay-at-home, stay-at-home moms, stay-at-home mums, exhausted, exhaustion, tired, tiring, overtired, overexhausted
"This is the wine talking."
Tags:lunch, lunches, martini lunches, martini lunch, businessman, businessmen, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, martini, martinis, martini glass, martini glasses, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, heavy drinking, depressed, depression, depressing, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, inebriated, inebriation, misery, miserable, extra large, large size, large sizes, alcohol, hard alcohol, cocktail, cocktails
Brew 'N' Brouhaha
Tags:bar, bar names, bar name, pub, pubs, pub name, pub names, play on words, play on word, laughing, laugher, laugh, humor, humour, humorous, business, businesses, business names, business name, naming a business, naming businesses, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee shop names, beer, beers, coffee, coffees, tea, teas, brew, brewing, brewer, brewers, bouncer, bouncers, fight, fights, fighting, punch up, punch ups, drunken, drunkard, drunkards
"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"
Tags:office, ol, offices, office lady, women, woman, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, happy hour, day drinking, it's always 5 o'clock somewhere, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic drink, drunk, drank, celebrate, celebration, slacking off, off the clock, on the clock, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers
"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."
"The Duke of Wolfordshire vs. The King of Beers"
Tags:throne, thrones, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, king, kings, duke, wolfordshire, royalty, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drink problem, drink problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, beer, beers, overindulge, overindulged, overindulging, drinking competition, drinking competitions, drink competition, beer consumption
"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."
Tags:cabernet, cabernet sauvignon, martini, martinis, wine, wines, meet the parents, meeting the parents, good impression, good impressions, first impression, first impressions, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, bad impression, bad impressions, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, boyfriend, boyfriends, introduction, introductions, husband, husbands, dinner date, dinner dates, cocktail, cocktails, nerve, nerves, nervous, nervousness, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, self-medication, wine pairing, wine pairings, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws
Beginning and End of Wine Class
"Oh, God, now they'll all start."
Tags:herd, herds, herd mentality, her mentalities, pack, packs, pack mentality, pack mentalities, howl, howls, howling, wolf, wolves, wild dog, wild dogs, dog, dogs, sing, sings, singing, pub, pubs, bar, bars, barman, barmen, barkeeper, barkeepers, nuisance, nuisances, racket, rackets, noisy, off-key, singalong, singalongs, annoyance, annoyances, drunk, drunks, drunken, drunkard, drunkards
'I've been clean for six months now.'
Ok, Mr. Lipshy... What about now? Better or worse?
Quaint "country style" ass-whooping $1
"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."
"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."