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'Hello? I need a cab. I'm at a place called...um...looks like RAB or something.'
"Another glass of absinth? That's your answer to everything."
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'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'
"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."
Tags:1 corinthians 13:11, bible quote, bible quotes, new testament, gospel, gospels, sunday school, sunday schools, bible teaching, bible teachings, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, childishness, childish ways, pub, pubs, bar, bars, growing up, rites of passage, growing pains
"No, dear, the Martini is when you come back!"
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It was then that Jerry realized he may have a drinking problem.
'Which would you like, apple or orange juice?'
"Of course I drink during the day—I'm way too tired to drink at night."
Tags:day drinker, day drinkers, day drinking, day drink, day drinks, wine, wines, glass of wine, glasses of wine, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, child rearing, child, kid, kids, stay-at-home, stay-at-home moms, stay-at-home mums, exhausted, exhaustion, tired, tiring, overtired, overexhausted
Tags:lunch, lunches, martini lunches, martini lunch, businessman, businessmen, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, martini, martinis, martini glass, martini glasses, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, heavy drinking, depressed, depression, depressing, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, inebriated, inebriation, misery, miserable, extra large, large size, large sizes, alcohol, hard alcohol, cocktail, cocktails
"This is the wine talking."
"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."
"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"
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"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."
Brew 'N' Brouhaha
Tags:bar, bar names, bar name, pub, pubs, pub name, pub names, play on words, play on word, laughing, laugher, laugh, humor, humour, humorous, business, businesses, business names, business name, naming a business, naming businesses, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee shop names, beer, beers, coffee, coffees, tea, teas, brew, brewing, brewer, brewers, bouncer, bouncers, fight, fights, fighting, punch up, punch ups, drunken, drunkard, drunkards
"The Duke of Wolfordshire vs. The King of Beers"
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"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."
Tags:cabernet, cabernet sauvignon, martini, martinis, wine, wines, meet the parents, meeting the parents, good impression, good impressions, first impression, first impressions, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, bad impression, bad impressions, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, boyfriend, boyfriends, introduction, introductions, husband, husbands, dinner date, dinner dates, cocktail, cocktails, nerve, nerves, nervous, nervousness, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, self-medication, wine pairing, wine pairings, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws
Beginning and End of Wine Class
"Oh, God, now they'll all start."
Tags:herd, herds, herd mentality, her mentalities, pack, packs, pack mentality, pack mentalities, howl, howls, howling, wolf, wolves, wild dog, wild dogs, dog, dogs, sing, sings, singing, pub, pubs, bar, bars, barman, barmen, barkeeper, barkeepers, nuisance, nuisances, racket, rackets, noisy, off-key, singalong, singalongs, annoyance, annoyances, drunk, drunks, drunken, drunkard, drunkards
'I've been clean for six months now.'
Ok, Mr. Lipshy... What about now? Better or worse?
"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."
"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."
"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."
Tags:vodka, vodkas, water cooler, watercooler, watercoolers, water coolers, water-cooler, water-coolers, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, gossiped, office politics, corporate culture, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, rumour mill, rumor mill, rumour mills, rumor mills, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards