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Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"
The Penguins of Las Vegas
"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."
"That's not a tattoo, darling, that's graffiti."
"I'm sorry, sir, but 311 cannot bring you hangover nachos."
"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"
"He walks the walk and talks the talk. But he doesn't drink the drink."
Ol' Drunken Stupor
When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"
"Oh...it's you again."
"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."
Let's get totally... Brahms and Liszt.
"My compliments to the sommelier."
A man is passed out drunk in the glass recycling.
"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."